Santa Anita Racetrack Announces New Dental Plan for Thoroughbreds

Mr. Ed smiles through the pain of dentistry. – Photo by Sotally Tober

Mr. Ed, Santa Anita’s first patient was truly ecstatic when he was given the news about the long-overdue dental plan for those competing at the famous track. “Finally, I can get those pearly whites back to their original beauty when in the Winners’ Circle,” Ed said at a Push Button Conference Wednesday, April 1.

Dr. Slaughter, an oral surgeon, and Dr. B. A. D. Payne will head the prototype lab. At the close of the Tooth Brush Conference, the horses all nodded in agreement that it was about time they could once again smile for the camera.

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